The first trailer for Bravo’s long-awaited Season 13 of “The Real Housewives of New York” (RHONY) has finally dropped on Tuesday and you’ll love it, that we can say for sure!
Returning to screens on Tuesday, May 4, Ramona Singer, Luann de Lesseps, Sonja Morgan, and Leah McSweeney are joined by newcomer Eboni K. Williams, the NY franchise’s first black cast member.
In true “RHONY” fashion, the trailer showed lots and lots of n*dity. All the ladies — even prudish Singer, 64, who whines incessantly about class walked around without wearing anything on top. They also paint a nude model who has a “d–k bigger than his balls.”
Meanwhile, Williams is a game-changer. Not only does she give new meaning to Uptown Girl, but she’s also calling them out, In one scene, she confronts Singer for confusing the names of her staff members, whom Singer refers to as “the help.”
This season was shot during the coronavirus pandemic, yet you wouldn’t see anyone wearing masks, even the cast and crew members tested positive for COVID-19, breaking the production several times and getting back.
All was not well for Morgan as she yells and gets physical with production, Singer laments her excessive drinking. Though de Lesseps relapsed last season, she had a sober coach at the location while shooting this time.
Morgan is still fighting with de Lesseps over a guy, most likely the Countess’ ex-husband, 54-year-old Tom D’Agostino whom Morgan insisted she had first. It looks like Lu has moved on this time to a blond man named Garth, whom she makes out with in the teaser.
Former cast Heather Thomson who featured on the show from Season 5 to 7, is also spotted in several of the shots, sparking rumors that she’s returning to the franchise. Fans of the Bravo show will see their New York ladies head to Salem, Massachusetts, the boxing ring, and a tattoo studio.
McSweeney ended the trailer by calling her friends hoes, “You’re a f–kin’ hoe, you’re a hoe, you’re a hoe, you’re a hoe. Biggest hoes ever.”